Here is the much needed update to our party pics page! These are photos from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas 2006

Senorita Banditas! Team Varla!!!! Left to right... Vanessa Heart,Sarah from boston,Augusta,Melvicious, below her is Sarah Jean, back up is Kristina, Ali Jean,Kaptain Kat, and Liz Ortega.

You ever see a sombrero look so hot? Lorraine, Mimi, Sabina, and Mel

Team La Dolce Varla... Suzanna Leigh, Kristina, Vanessa Heart, and Sarah Jean

Rachel Varla, Liz Ortega, and Ali Jean... looking so lovely!

Sabina and Mel Vicious. Aww... so sweet.

Seriously, where is a mariachi band when you need one!

Team Forgotten!

Happy Birthday Vanessa. See Varla Girls do eat cake!

Ummm... I think we like this angle.

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Ali Jean, Suzanna, and Ginger

Can can baby!

Sarah Jean, Ginger, Suzanna, Mimi, and Kat partying down at the awards show.

Sabina, lorraine, kat, ginger, jasmine, ali jean, suzanna, and sarah jean. You know you can't get enough of em!

So, we like to have a good time here at Varla. There are so many photos from so many parties, that we've added this page to share the good times. We will try to add photos as we can, but remember, half the time we're hungover and it will take a while before new photos get up.

So, here I sit on a Saturday morning posting these pics from the great time we had last night at the Demented Are Go show at the Key Club, November 5th, 2004. Thanks to Grease Demon Entertainment and Ruben, about 15 or more of us Varla girls invaded the show and had a blast! Thanks Ruben! The show was amazing, gotta catch them live if you can. And there's a new DAG belt buckle available thru lucky 13 clothing too! Anyhow, here are a couple pics, enjoy!
~Rachel

Augusta and Jasmine, aww how cute!

Ali Jean, me and Mel at the bar. Mel copping a feel too haha

Mel and cover girl number 11 Kristina!

Oh my, someone's panties came out, and there's Mel taking a bite, and Miguel's hand is creeping closer....

Me and Adaline

Ginger Valentine and Kaptain Kat! Wearing a new Varla Tank!

Me, Jasmine and Adaline...Looks like we've got Jas in a headlock...

Augusta and Jasmine again, they're just so damned photogenic!

Ginger and Miguel, and Ali Jean's middle finger...

Ginger, Kat and Kendra upstairs before Demented hit the stage!

Adaline and Augusta, found out they were born three days apart, haha

Augusta sporting the new Varla tank, and Mel checking its firmness

Krstina and me at the end of the night...More pics in issues 11 and 12!

April 3rd, 2004, Varla celebrated our writer and friend Morat's birthday. This one is one for the books let me tell ya. We had a great time and the cops didn't show until 4am. But Heidi charmed them with an offer for barbeque and they left with a smile.

The birthday boy and friends

Sally and Sarah Jean showin some love

Lemmy, Texas Teri and Heidi Minx in da house

Me pretending to be tough over the crappy grafitti wall I attempted

Slip enjoying some of Heidi's slow-baked ribs

Kat and some boys

Get down!

Oh my! What kind of party IS this?

Varla Girls just survived Punk Rock Bowling for another year yaaay! It started off Friday afternoon and ended hungover Monday morning with a long trip back home. We went as Special Forces Unit VARLA, first day Sailor girls, second day Army gear. Not sure what we placed, but we had a blast and that's all that counts!! Special thanks to Hellkats LA for being our sponsor!

Mel and Ali Jean on the bleachers. Ali's shades didn't come off all day.


Jessica and Kumi in their sailor girl outfits


Sarah Jean, Vanessa, Rachel, Jessica and Lorraine as Special Forces Unit Varla (thanks for the pic lorraine)


Mimi, Keri, Vanessa and Jessica...Ahoy matey!


Jessica after bowling a gutter ball


Johnny and Gordy from The Forgotten showing some love

Jessica "pretending" to grab the ass of the opposing team


Suzanna and Kumi in latex ROWR!


Kap'n Kat bein cute...what's up with the water bottle though?


Sarah Jean actin like a true sailor


Vanessa and Rachel trying not to look hungover.


Kat, Mimi, Jessica, Kumi, Vanessa, Keri, Tiffany and Sarah...We were trying for a butt shot, but that will be saved for the magazine :)

The FUCK OFF panties


Suzanna and Mel, awww how cute


Lorraine, Kumi, Vanessa, Suzanna and Mel


Uhm, what to say about this pic....I'm speechless.

Lorraine presenting the awards at the end of the weekend. Vanessa, Mel and Lorraine were all up on stage that night handing out the trophies.

Epitaph and TEAM VARLA! These guys were so tolerant of us...

Kumi, Mimi, Rachel, Kat, Tiffany and Ali. I guess Ali's shades did come off after all.

Mimi and Keri drinky drinky

September 19th, 2003 Varla Magazine had a party at the Garage in Hollywood with The Dragons, Leadfoot, Punk Rock Vatos and Jersey Trash. It was awesome!


What a motley crew we are

Mel tells us how she feels


These girls were applying lip gloss, but I missed the shot, so I asked them to do the "lip gloss" again...


and I think they thought I said "Lip Lock"!


James and Josie lookin fab


Me and the twins


Crowd shot


Mario from The Dragons


Joe and James...I didn't have the red-eye reduction feature on, Joe doesn't normally look like the devil...or does he?

August 9th, 2003 This was a last minute suare that happened due to the fact that one of the major skate events we were going to was canceled. So to kill two birds with one beer, we had a bday party for friend Elise and a welcome to LA party for Varla Girl Vanessa, who had never been to LA before. Here are some pics of the BBQ/party.


Ali Jean and Mel


New Varla girls Mel and Rita with Rachel Varla


You should be afraid, very afraid! Here's Steph and Mandi doing their Cannibal Corpse imitations...


Mel, Kat and Mandi in the Varla office


Vanessa, Slip, MaskOne and Karma


Birthday Girl Elise and half of Richard's face


Look at the Carne Asada! Jaime Pina and Robert at the grill


Vanessa and friend started scrapping


They'er at it again. Colin from Cooker doesn't look worried


Get a room! Marc and Sarah, awww how cute


Cameron's new name is Cripple.


B-OI!-s!


Pick it Vanessa!!!!!!!


Yeah bobbing for beers was fun, and I actually got one! Thanks for taking the pic Bluegirl!


Mel, Ray, Mandi and Steph trying to strong-arm each other.

June 19th,2003 Varla hosted it's very first NYC party at Manitoba's with friends Franky and Minx. It was so much fun and my first time to NYC, and everyone definitely showed me a good time! I'll never forget it! The night started with an interview with the Bouncing Souls members Bryan and Pete, then followed with a photo shoot with the boys and some of the lovely ladies of Varla. Jasmin St. Claire came down, and the NYPD loved her! VH1 did some filming, the Tiki Boys came down, Agnostic Front, man...it was out of control! And the whole night was set to the tunes of legendary DJ Jayne County! Thanks to everyone who came and was a part of the debauchery! Here are some preview photos, be sure to look for more in the fall issue of Varla!:


Darenzia on Eddy's bike


Jayne County and Handsome Dick Manitoba showing their enthusiasm! Thanks Richard, for letting us crash Manitoba's and thanks Jayne for spinning great tunes all night!


The Pete, Darenzia, Heidi, Bryan, Mandy and Rachel Varla in front of the bar I went to every night of my trip!


The Tiki Boys!!! Nice meeting you finally!

March 8th, 2003, Varla hosted it's second Varla Slumber party, and wow! What a night! Starting early in the evening, about 25 Varla girls showed up and started the fun, then a little later, the entire place was filled to the brim with people! We blasted The Briefs, The Distillers, Motorhead and all kinds of kick ass music, had a keg, sangria thanks to Adeline, munchies thanks to Ali Jean, and condoms from Hot Rod Condoms. Soon the food and keg were gone,but the party kept on raging! Here are a few teaser photos, and there will be a huge write up with many photos in the spring issue of varla, issue number 8.

These pics by Shellee at Girlgonemad.com

Group of people near the keg. I think I know four of them.


Keg photo again, I see Kyle, Clayton, Megan and not sure o the others.


Okay, I can't identify one in this shot.


Woo hoo! Party!


Me and Hicksmokey (Brian)


The hostess with the mostess (Morat said I looked like I was smuggling peanuts...)

The following pics by yours truly,

Clayton, Persephone, Keri, Satoki, Danny, Mimi and friend.


Johnny, Josie from Piss Ant and Liz.


Bunch o' peeps in the Varla Office


Tim, Pinch and Morat by the Keg of course...


Not sure of the names of the boys other than the one in the middle, Jimmy. He's been a fan of Varla since it was on the free aol site! Jimmy's OG varla!


I guess I wasn't taking very centered photos toward the end of the evening. Here you can sorta see Mimi, Heidi (Bluegirl) Keri and Marc.


Ali Jean and Adeline


Lenora and friend. Look at those nipples!


Lenora and look at those nips again! I mean, her friend's.

(These photos by Heidi Calvert at Bluegirl Productions)


New Varla girl Keri, punk boy Danny and Persephone


Clayton and Megan who stood at the keg and came up with a great new feature idea for Varla... women with facial hair. Not sure if you'll be seeing that feature anytime soon, but we sure had fun talking about it!


What a motley crew! Morat from Kerrang! (yes, i'm a name dropper, fuck off) Keri, Mimi, Pinch from the Damned, Tim Polecat from The Polecats and Persephone


The punk boy who fixed my toilet (Thanks Satoki!!), Keri, Danny and P.


Poor Clayton had a little too much to drink and became a human couch for the rest of the night. As Heidi Bluegirl said it best, "a lot of people pay persephone a lot of money to sit on them".


Mimi, Danny and P


Persephone, Tim and Alicia


The human couch Clayton again. This time Tim seems to be getting poked...

more coming soon~

February 22nd, 2003 Varla writer Hicksmokey celebrated his birthday at the Roller Disco in Los Angeles. Here are a few pics of the drunken, dangerous evening. Thanks Kevy for putting it together!


"You want me to put my finger where?" Ali and Rachel get some courage at the bar before making fools of themselves on skates.


Hicksmokey gettin geared up


MTV Video Music Award winner Nathan "Karma" Cox contemplates the future of society before heading out in the rink.


"Where are the breaks on these damn things!"



Tammy from Pitfire Productions shows us how it's done


Karma seems to know how it's done too


"Get me outta here!"


Rachel kept flashing her tummy and Kevy did her part for society to keep it covered up. "keep your clothes on woman!"


After going for a while, the boys decided drinking beer takes much less effort.

The LA Shakedown..February 15th and 16th, Los Angeles had it's biggest punk-roots rock-rock and roll weekender.


Persephone got to play with cute punk rockers....


"Mommy want milky!" Rachel, Shawn Stern (BYO and Youth Brigade), and Persephone


The lovely Miss P


Rachel, writer Liz Ortega and Johnny


heidi with Texas Terri


Rachel, Persephone, Elise from Hellkats LA, and Heidi.

More photos in the Spring issue of Varla, number 8


5th Annual Punk Rock Bowling tournament. BYO Records hosted a punk rock weekend in Sin City...Home of the seven deadly sins to be exact. Here are a few photos, more coming in issue 8 as well.

We hit major traffic on the way to vegas and sat in the same place on the highway for about three hours, so here are some ways we staved boredome...


Kumi put makeup on east coast rep Geoff....


Then she showed us her krispy kreme panties...


here we are at the bowling tournament. Mimi's flashing a blue ball....


The game here is, "where is rachel's hand?" Victims are Marc from Destroy All and BYO Records, and Jaci.


Here is the team we bowled next to the first day, AMJ. They were the champs last year. Hopefully we didn't mess up their rotation too much! although they didn't place this year. Sorry guys!!!


Pinch vandalized his own photos in the new issue of Varla. That's a limited edition by the way, and we can't find it..oops!


here's mimi and her perfect form.


Lorraine stopped by to say hi and watch us try to bowl. Kumi was "varla spice" in her creamsicle jogging outfit.




Kumi's panties again. Is there a theme here? And Suzanna looking adorable.


Rachel with "the hug guy." Jeff was the Forgotten's merch guy and Mr. Friendly to all us Varla girls!